tight-beige-undies:

Megamind can’t quite give up the desire to torment Metro Man. So much more tempting the more he learns about his love.

“Hey Wayne,” ever so innocent smile, “I brought lunch.”

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“Oh you did? Man you’re the best, what’d yo- AUGH!” Wayne lets out the most unmanly shriek as he sees what Syx had brought, and was current in the process of making mOVE WHEN IT SHOULDN’T.

It was like a rocket had sped him away Wayne had shot off that fast into the sky to get away from that ABOMINATION of a culinary dish!

Doubling over howling Syx held up a hand, eyes watering, “No wait, come back,” he laughed, “I brought more food really.”