✨ That’s not how you dance

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“Oh dear evil god, no!” Megamind waved his hands is exasperation, “You’re doing it all wrong! You can’t just wiggle your shoulders,” he rolled his whole head with an exaggerated sigh. Villains had no class or presentation anymore. It was one thing to have to get into a turn war and  show some wanna-be to show some respect it was another for said person to have a woeful presentation. 

“Listen, you can’t just show up on the street and call a fight! Where are the smoke machines? the music? the PRESENTATION!?” he flung out his arms, “And stop that! That isn’t dancing and it’s to soon to gloat you imbecile!”

“OOOOOh? you want smoke buster?” Alixon clicked amused with her tongue acting up a annoyed show stretching her fingers. She could burst right her with anger but every new Megamind type she meet somehow made the blue lady avoid immediate war zone even when rudely confronted.

“What make you think I was dancing.
Dancing is for loosers.” She mocked matter of factually, THIS Megamind obviously taking his gimmick more seriously then the other ones.
Waaaait. Her pink eyes narrowed on him. Was this one still villain?
A villainous gleeful smile grow on her lips. OOOhohohoho~

“Oh ho ho, you’re cute. You’re presentation still leaves something to be desired, though,” Megamind waved a hand dismissively, “Metrocity is mine, as you should be aware. I don’t share well.”

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