Archer S2 Starters

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“Good thing you know how to cheat.”
“No, no. Badtouch. Badtouch!”
“Don’t say it. I’m in enough pain.”
“I’m serious. You need help!”
“I have no more love to give today.”
“Do it badass like I would.”
“All these idiots think about is sex.”
“I’m sorry, what’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of my deafening awesomeness.”
“You should’ve thought about that before you took your stupid clothes off.”
“If you ever breathe a word of this I will gut you like a carp.”
“Just for once I want you to tell me the truth.”
“I’ll follow you anywhere, my sweet.”
“Oh, come on. Where is the trust?”
“You can’t tattoo a frickin’ baby!”
“There’s not enough therapy in the world to undo that.”
“We all gotta do what we all gotta do.”
“I’m trying to stay positive, you know?”
“I don’t need a baby to validate my existence.”
“But I don’t want to be people!”
“That was actually pretty ballsy.“ 
“Everything out here either wants to eat me or give me malaria.”
“I think I’ve earned a kebab.”
“I know you’re in a lot of pain so just try to relax.”
“I am unbelievably angry right now.”
“How am I the bad guy?”
“Super glad I didn’t wet my pants.”
“As long as you learn something from it, it’s not a mistake.”
“What? Are you nuts?”
“Nipple town!”
“No words. My words have failed me.”
“You’re just doing this to spite me!”
“Let your weapon be an extension of your body.”
“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said that. But I’m under a lot of stress.”
“Why would you think it’s okay to share that?”
“It’s called nymphomania.”
“And just for the record: I don’t care.”
“This is so boring and forever-taking.”
“Vincent Van Gogh fuck yourself.”
“You colossal fucking idiot.”
“Keep it in your pants, sister.”
“Even for you that is pathetic.”
“And there goes my erection.”
“Way to go, stupid.”
“Has anyone ever told you you are profoundly self-centred?”
“You’re as dumb as you are stupid.”