“You know, when you kidnapped me, I really didn’t think this would be what you wanted me for.” Wayne says, looking down at himself in a playboy bunny costume and raising an eyebrow before looking back up at Syx.
“But why?”
“Revaaange,” Megamind drawled out not able to keep the grin off his face in the slightest.
“Oookay. So go on and take a picture, it’ll last longer. Can I go now?” Wayne asks, not feeling all that comfortable so … sparsely dressed around Syx.
“Oh I have everything recorded,” he grinned and waved dismissively, “You may go now,” he made no offer to reveal where the man’s normal clothes were. Grinning evilly.
“… You’re not going to give me my clothes back are you?” He mutters, crossing his arms, making his full pecs push together and form some nice, albeit hairy, cleavage over the heart-shaped cups of the costume.
“ I’d like my phone back.” Wayne frowns.
Syx waved a hand and a Brain Bot brought Wayne’s phone back to him, “I must say I did enjoy your photo gallery on there,” he winked at Wayne, enjoying his predicament very much.
At the mention of the enjoyment of his photo gallery, Wayne flushed deeply and looked at Syx with a furrowed brow.
“You asshole! That’s private! How the hell did you get into my god damned phone?!” He growls opening his phone and typing in his contacts with a frown.
“Oh Pah-lease! You say that like it was hard to crack into simple software like that,” Syx rolled his eyes, “I hack into broadcasts and government databases on a regular basis,” he winked at Wayne then, “Oh don’t worry I added everything to my private collection for posterity’s sake.”
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