“I was careless, that’s all! You didn’t have anything to do with it.”

willneverbeaswan:

                       She had DREAMED of this day or months – perhaps even years – running over what she might say to him in her mind.

                   Hello, I’ve always wanted to meet you since I heard of you. I felt like we might have something in common.
                        Hello, you probably have super powers? I have powers too.
                  Hey, I’m Katelynn, you might think me crazy, but can we be friends maybe?
                        Hi, I’m a fan?

                All of them lame but she had to start somewhere.

                She simply never imagined that a blue cube and a lot of water ( which splashed on her ) would be the way she would greet him.

                “–I kn-know I n-need a bath –
                   b-b-but first…I g-get spl…spl..splashed with water,
                     th-then–! Garbage covers me–!”

Megamind leaned over the edge of Spider Bot that he’d been driving to glare at the bystander that had gotten caught up in things, absolutely refusing to take the blame for her current state. Dehydration and a little water were hardly anything more than inconvenient. He’d just been trying to prep for his next battle with Metro Man, why did simply everything have to be six times harder lately. Just his life.

“You were the one in the way!” Megamind shouted down at her, “I’m in a giant robot,” he waved vaguely not sure how else to emphasize his distaste with the casual way the citizens of Metrocity felt they could just walk up onto his battles and projects. Yes, he never intentionally hurt citizens but DAMNIT it made that increasingly harder to avoid when they blundered in like that. He just wanted to set this place up to be perfect for next week, was that so much to ask?