☯ : If you’re comfortable with it, write a drabble about our muses doing something naughty. If not, put a strikethrough across this one in your reblog (or simply don’t do it; your blog, your rules ;3).

With a villainous swagger Megamind strode out in front of the hero, “I seems I have discovered your weakness old friend! There is no hope for you now he-ro!”

Megamind swept back his cape dramatically revealing he was wearing only the gloves and thigh high platform boots of one of his more dramatic costumes. He grinned devilishly, he was also wearing a strap on. Large and thick and blue. He stocked it idly as he gazed at the gorgeous man now staring wide eyed at him. 

Megamind strode forward with a sexy sway of his thin hips and pressed a finger to Wayne’s hairy chest, eyebrows waggling, “What ass is mine Metro Mahn. Face down ass up. Tonight evil wins.”