Guiding Harrison to the invisible car and getting him into the back seat Megamind informed Minion, “Change of plans, we’re doing a kidnapping for information, plan one five thee two B.”
“Sir?” Minion turned his his tank, “Oh. OH?!” he stared wide eyed at Harrison before an impatient sound from Megamind had him spinning back around and hitting the gas, “The B version you said? Right you are boss.”
With the door shut and the brain bots streaming the loot back to the lair, Megamind eyed Harrison again from his seat next to the other blue man, “So your friends with a version of me?” he frowned, “Considering the confusion I’ll assume not the female version.”
Harrison marvels over the invisible car – both the technology of its titular invisibility and the meticulous leather and chrome detailing inside. He’s never been inside Megamind’s car before, hell the only time he’d seen it was when Megamind had parked it drunk across five spots in his underground garage. It also gives him something to do while pretending not to listen to Megamind’s conversation with his Minion.
“No. Well, I am friends with Girly as well,” Harrison explains by way of answering the other blue man’s questions, “but I wasn’t mistaking you for her. The Megamind I know is a supervillain and a male one at that. Though before we get too far into the details, I should tell you that if plan one five three two B involves Metro Man, mine is out on paternity leave. So you’ll probably get Girly or Bruce if you dangle me over a pit of alligators or something.”
Sitting back in the seat, he lets himself get comfortable, putting both hands behind his large blue head with a wide smirk.
“No….” Megamind narrowed his eyes at his captive who seemed far too comfortable. It reminded him of Miss Ritchi only if she was a cocky blue flirt… so nothing like Miss Ritchi, “Interrogations don’t involve Metro Man,” he paused, “Wait, what do you mean yours has paternity leave?“
Harrison’s face lights up as Megamind takes the bait. “Here,” he offers, reaching for the phone in his inner breast pocket. “I’ll show you.” A few quick swipes and he’s pulled up pictures from Devin’s one month photos. He leans in to show Megamind, practically snuggling up to him. He’s aware that his personal bubble is probably less than Megamind’s but he’s too excited to care.
“This is my son,” he says proudly as he shows the first few pictures of Devin, mostly naked and sleeping though he is smiling in a few. “Our son, if you want to be specific. Both Wayne and I are his biological fathers.” Next he swipes to a few group shots, posed candids of both men holding the baby, playing with him, and making him smile. The last shot is Wayne holding Harrison bridal style with Devin on Harrison’s chest, reaching for his papa’s smiling face. “Wayne took some time off heroing and I took paternity leave from my company so we could be with him.”
Megamind’s eyes grew large as he stared at the small blue child and happy couple, “That’s genetically possible?” he whispered half in horror and half excitement waring within him. He could smell on the other man, who felt like he was practically in Syx’s lap, how much the man adored his mate.
Syx pressed his hand over his stomach, lips working silently. Finally just barely audibly he muttered, “Condoms, specially designed condoms… shouldn’t be too hard… take a mold…” he worried his lower lip between his teeth in his distraction.
As close as they were sitting, faint old scars could be seen on the villain’s face. Pale thin lines on this blue skin. Marks from his youthful piercings in his eyebrows. A scar under his eye. A few others on the bald dome of his head. Collected from past battles over his career.
“It took some genetic tinkering and the help of a surrogate,” Harrison explained quickly. He could smell a flood of something washing over him from being this close, almost like…. panic. Yeesh, that will clear out his sinuses.
Instinctively he reaches out with one hand to pat Megamind’s shoulder. “I can give you the details about the anatomical variations among blue men in Metro City, but first do me a favor and take a deep breath. Devin wasn’t an accident.”
Syx sagged with relief, not even bothering about the touch for the moment, “Thank fuck,” he murmured before coming back to himself and blushing with how open he’d been around the other man. Shrugging off the contact he frowned, increadibly unsure what to do with the information he’d been given. Churning it through his head he summarized, “The other male Megamind is a villian your… mate? fights. You get kidnapped by him in Miss Ritchi’s place? But you’ve all reached the frienemies stage of the game. Or beyond that?” he narrowed his eyes, “Drake-Scott because your married to Wayne and he must be openly gay. That can’t have gone well for him,” he bit his lip again, “Minion? Just take us to the lair. I highly doubt we need to bother with theatrics.”
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