Shine Bright Like A Diamond

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“Minion’s love life?” Syx echoed, his head cocked to the side as he dropped into a seat a comfortable distance from Harrison. He contemplated changing clothing but decided against it for the time being, the spikes on his gloves giving him a sense of security around a stranger.

“My what, Sir?” Minion asks in confusion as he came into the room with a plate of iced cookies and an electric kettle. The water was slowly heating up in the custom built device. The tray also had an assortment of tea bags and two decoratively shaped mugs. One an octopus and the other R2-D2. The cookies where in a variety of shapes and all coated in royal icing in bright colors, blue lightning bolts, copper gears, golden stars, red books, green fish, and black cats. 

Syx picked up one of the black cat cookies, a light blush creeping onto his cheeks as he realized how telling about the people in his life Minion’s choices of cookie cutters were. And just why the black cat had been added recently. It seemed having company was going to become a more common occurrence and Minion was more then happy to accommodate his Sir having a more healthy social life. 

“My Minion is courting another minionfish – her name is Nica – for the purposes of spawning,” Harrison said with almost-evil glee.  “It’s positively adorable.  He frets over which expensive gifts to buy her, and they go swimming out in the lake.”

He didn’t wait for a response before leaning in to examine the cookies.  His Minion had never been one for baking, but he knew the other Megaminds tended to have culinary-inclined fish.  “These are beautiful Minion, if they taste as good as they look….”  He his wiggling fingers stop over the lightning bolt design with a chuckle.  

“Want to see something interesting?” he asks Megamind with a devilish smile, standing up and right in front of the other blue man.  His hands are unbuckling his belt and undoing his pants.

“Oh…” Minion’s eyes grew wide, it would be nice to meet another fish like himself. As much as seeing someone else who was blue had been for his Sir. He glowed and ducked at the compliment, “Oh they certainly are Harrison Sir, I assure you.”

As Harrison started undoing his pants Minion’s face turned to horror, “Sirs!”

Syx just blanked, his face flushing a deep rose. His mouth worked silently for a moment before blinking and saying cockily to cover his nerves, “Well go on then, what are you waiting for?”

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