Megamind faltered at that, a deep from settling on his face. The fuck did he just get called? That was new and certainly not welcome.
“Excuse me! I will deal with you momentarily,” Megamind pointed at the strange double. He did not know how to deal with that. The man’s presence was already throwing him off his groove.
Pointing to the store clerk he demanded, “Paaaaalease don’t pretend this is your first robbery, jewels in the bags. and ah ah, they bite,” he playfully warned someone who’d attempted to stop a brain bot from digging through a cabinet.
Letting his bots go about the work of gathering the loot, Megamind turned his attention to the blue man, “One I’m not your pet, two don’t tell me your Megamind I’ve already had enough of that, three!” he turned glaring at the brain bot, “That is not your daddy!”
Harrison snorted as Megamind summarily dismissed him. He wasn’t surprised however that it turned out to be a jewelry heist – while part of him would enjoy a good kidnapping, Wayne and Megamind had worked out a limited truce for Devins first few months. No new parent needs the extra stress of abduction or robotic unicorns. While Megamind bossed around the clerks, Harrison continued to pet the playful brainbot.
“Whose a good boy for Other Daddy?” Harrison cooed, scritching the top of it’s plasma ball, careful to avoid the saw blade mounted on top. “Yes you are!”
He looked up at Megamind, watching the other man with a smirk as he ticked off the numbers theatrically. “So no nicknames during evil business, check,” he says with a casual and comfortable laugh. “I gotta say, I didn’t think this kind of jewelry was your thing. I doubt they sell tongue studs here.”
“No nicknames period!” Megamind threw up his hands in exasperation, “Are you ever listening to me three-twenty-nine? Not-Daddy needs to stop petting you and don’t you even give me that look!”
Teeth gritted he focused on the other blue alien again, “Not that it’s any of your business but I’ve never pierced my tongue and and evil has many uses hard crystalline structures,” he raised his brows archingly. He’d self pierced his eyebrow and nose in his teen years but those had healed up over the years. It was just a bad idea for a career villain.
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